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Known Aliases: Alexander Wieland Werth, Alexander Wilhelm Werth, Alexandra Warner Werth, Alexander ‘Wasseranalogon Des Reinkarnationszyklus’ Werth borger :thumbs_up: In the nearest pool awerth2@andrew.cmu.edu By Alex Werth • Vol 6, Issue 0 • Aug. 15, 2026 I asked for a bagel with everything on it, a coffee and apple to go, They looked at me funny, like hey, little buddy, there’s something that you didn’t know: It comes with the sesame, salmon and chili, and maybe a dollop of cheese, But missing some magic that’s bound to be tragic if we didn’t put you at ease: It’s missing the pasta, the Rev Noodle soup, and the infinite breakfast at Schatz, There’s no second chances for four P.M. sign-ups, or leftover CMU hats, We’re fresh out of friends who’ll stay til’ … By Alex Werth • Vol 5, Issue 6 • March 27, 2026 By Alex Werth • Vol 5, Issue 4 • Feb. 25, 2026 By Alex Werth • Vol 5, Issue 3 • Feb. 10, 2026 By Alex Werth & Mar. K. O. • Vol 5, Issue 2 • Jan. 27, 2026 Upon donations by mysterious b