On Those Undefeatable Arguments for AI Doom
<h1>Part 1</h1> <p>Suppose you're a student at the Catholic Franciscan University of Steubenville, who is -- somehow -- unfamiliar with the contents of Catholicism.</p> <p>One day over lunch, it comes out that you basically have no idea what the Church of Rome is.</p> <p>"I don't know why I should bother learning more," you say. "The idea that there's this person who created the world, sent intermittent imperious messages to one tribe in the Middle East for millenia, then eventually decided to visit and started the Catholic Church? It sounds like a Brandon Sanderson fantasy novel -- it's just not reasonable."</p> <p>"Yeah, I get why you would say that," says your interlocutor, Francis, patiently. "But people in the Church actually care very much about reason. John Paul II called faith and reason the <a href="https://www.vatican.va/content/john-paul-ii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_jp-ii_enc_14091998_fides-et-ratio.html">two wings</a> by which man rises to God."</p> <p>"There are actually," Francis continues, "really good, reasonable arguments showing that God exists."</p> <p>He hands you a <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/3296/3296-h/3296-h.htm">book</a> by St. Augustine, and points out a specific argument in it. You say that you'll read it.</p> <p>When you meet up next week he asks you what you thought of Augustine.</p> <p>"Uh," you say. "It didn't seem like a very good argument? Like Augustine seemed to have somewhat-self contradictory beliefs about the immutability of God and the Incarnation?" You spell out your objections in a little more detail.</p> <p>"Hrrm," says your interlocutor. "Well, not everyone thinks that Augustine's argument works, even all Catholics. How about instead you read the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Ways_(Aquinas)">Five Ways</a> by Aquinas?"</p> <p>You sigh, and agree to read it.</p> <p>Once again, next week, you meet up. Francis asks what you thought of Aquinas.</p> <p>"Uh," you say. "He also seemed pretty bad. Like,